terça-feira, fevereiro 12, 2008

Steven Wright The Great

Algumas frases magnificas de Steven Wright. Para quem não conhece, recomendo uma pesquisa no Youtube.

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?"

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand."

"42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."

"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research."

Homem da Faina Out

2 comentários:

tope disse...

-"Does Barbie come with Ken?"
-"No. Barbie fucks with Ken, but she only comes with Action Man"

Principessa disse...

nice :P não te admires se encontrares alguma delas no MSN